*mutter mutter grumble stupid Prachel grumble mumble mutter*
SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT READ UNLESS A) WANT TO KNOW SPOILERS AND/OR B) DO NOT MIND HAVING THE SNEAK PEAK OF TLO REVEALED....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! HERE LIE SPOILERS!!
So. I got my copy of the Demigod Files today. It cost me £8.05. That's a week's paper round money and some loose change I found knocking around in my coat pocket. I had to hunt for it online, because apparently UK book stores won't stock it. So after I'd hunted and waited like a week because I had no more money to pay for the speedy delivery, I finally got my copy.
And I read the nice little extra bits and stories that were cool, but most of which I could have read online. All I wanted was the Last Olympian sneak peak.
£8.05. £8.05. EIGHT POUNDS AND FIVE PENCE to watch RACHEL ELIZABETH STUPID DARE SNOG PERCY JACKSON IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIPED AS UTTER SACRILIGE!
I admit. I used to like Rachel. She was cool. She was quirky and she was cute, and I felt sorry for her. And she saw what was happening with Annabeth and Percy, and she added a little light humour.
IF SHE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN THEM, WHY DID SHE SNOG PERCY, HMM?
I'd love to say no offence to the Prachel shippers, but that's not staying true to my beliefs. No, instead I say DOOM ON THE PRACHEL SHIPPERS! LONG LIVE PERCABETH! DOOM ON TEAM DARE, AND REIGN ON TEAM CHASE!
RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ONE DAY. I'LL PUSH YOU OFF THE BLOODY HOOVER DAM!
This isn't over. I'm calling Nemesis to help plot my revenge. Revenge via fanfiction. I like it.
Back off, RED. If you know what's good for you.
TTYL,
Love,
believeinthegods
xx
