Friday 27 February 2009

Percabeth vs Prachel (SPOILER ALERT FOR THE LAST OLYMPIAN)

*mutter mutter grumble stupid Prachel grumble mumble mutter*

SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT READ UNLESS A) WANT TO KNOW SPOILERS AND/OR B) DO NOT MIND HAVING THE SNEAK PEAK OF TLO REVEALED....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! HERE LIE SPOILERS!!

So. I got my copy of the Demigod Files today. It cost me £8.05. That's a week's paper round money and some loose change I found knocking around in my coat pocket. I had to hunt for it online, because apparently UK book stores won't stock it. So after I'd hunted and waited like a week because I had no more money to pay for the speedy delivery, I finally got my copy.

And I read the nice little extra bits and stories that were cool, but most of which I could have read online. All I wanted was the Last Olympian sneak peak.

£8.05. £8.05. EIGHT POUNDS AND FIVE PENCE to watch RACHEL ELIZABETH STUPID DARE SNOG PERCY JACKSON IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIPED AS UTTER SACRILIGE!

I admit. I used to like Rachel. She was cool. She was quirky and she was cute, and I felt sorry for her. And she saw what was happening with Annabeth and Percy, and she added a little light humour.

IF SHE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN THEM, WHY DID SHE SNOG PERCY, HMM?

I'd love to say no offence to the Prachel shippers, but that's not staying true to my beliefs. No, instead I say DOOM ON THE PRACHEL SHIPPERS! LONG LIVE PERCABETH! DOOM ON TEAM DARE, AND REIGN ON TEAM CHASE!

RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ONE DAY. I'LL PUSH YOU OFF THE BLOODY HOOVER DAM!

This isn't over. I'm calling Nemesis to help plot my revenge. Revenge via fanfiction. I like it.

Back off, RED. If you know what's good for you.

TTYL,

Love,

believeinthegods

xx

97 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, over react much?

But still percabeth makes more sense

Anonymous said...

I FREAKING HATE RACHEL!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OHMYGODS
I AGREE WITH YOU SO MUCH

seriously, when I read it, I was SO effing MAD!
I swore on the River Styx that if Rick Riordan writes ANYTHING more than that and does not support Percabeth, I will spam him with Aphrodite statues.
SERIOUSLY.

Anonymous said...

geez,you r sooooo right

Annico4life said...

my bff and is daughter of nemsis and we're for Rachel so HA! But peace out. I think Nico and Annabeth rule

Anonymous said...

Exactly. I completely agree, and I feel exactly the same way. May I please assist in the shove of Rachel of the Hoover Dam?

Anonymous said...

I think that it should be Nichael and Percabeth! I love Racheal, but she is SO NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WITH PERCY!!!!!!!!!! grr...

Anonymous said...

I used to not really mind Rachel but Prachel stuff is horse manure mixed with my compost.Not a pretty sight.

Anonymous said...

oh ya along with Prachel stuff being horse manure mixed with my compost percabeth forever percy x annabeth rules.

Anonymous said...

Hey, whoever you are i just want to say that you have made my day!! i want to video tape the whole scene of STUPID RACHEL POOPING DARE falling off the cliff. make sure to tell her to back away from percy, I am the ultimate Percabeth fan and i don't care about intervention from aphrodite, just as long as Rachel keeps her earth worm lips of percy!!

SilhouetteTheShinisinNinpire said...

Percabeth is the ONLY way to go. KILL RACHEL, PERCABETH ARMY!!! *marches off to kill Rachel* *shoves Riptide up Rachel's gut* MUAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

I'm DEFINITELY with you!!! I freaking HATE RACHEL!! And I love Percabeth!!!! Rachel needs to do more than just fall off a cliff... she needs to get stabbed beforehand!!!

Unknown said...

OMG! I know how you feel!
I WILL freak if rick riodarn lets prachel happenes!
I'll probably burn all my PJO books on a bonfire!
Hmm.. Maybe.. no...
I throw all my PJO books into tartus!
*cackles madly*
ahem..
anyways, I would love to help shove rachel over hoover dam.
What time?

Anonymous said...

i love prachel u guys are just mad cause u know percy likes rachel more than annabeth

Unknown said...

ok, so, prachel just wont stay... it might happen but we all know that percabeth is gonna pull through in the end. And whoever said that prachel makes more sense i feel the need to spit upon you and ask "Have you even freaken READ the books?" Have fun pushing rachel of a damn, wish i could be there, send pics
xox
mads

Christian said...

percabeth wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i knew it would, but I wasnt that angry at Rachel. I mean, she helps get Percy and Annabeth together at the end anyway! but stll, prachel is unrealistic, i have seen no evidence of it other than this. Rachel is a smart, good chaacter though. She is one of the best i think personally. The only thing is Percy and Annabeth already knew eachother,and it (percabeth) had been foreshadowed in the other books. I knew after the FIRST book. im sorry Prachel people, but you're feaking BLIND.

Unknown said...

anonymous from April 6th here again(I'm the one who said the stuff about prachel being horse manure ) You guys are all right exept for the one who said prachel makes more sense did you read the books or did you read the synopsis on wikipedia or the camp half blood wiki or hear it about it from a friend ? Well any how she broke up with him even thoe they were never going out and he never liked her that way and he made out with Annabeth twice and got angry when she stole Black Jack althoe had no problem with Annabeth used him.(by the way on other sites I'm known as Bruce9647 or Bruce9 and my name is Bruce.

Anonymous said...

I love percabeth sooooo much!!! I'm currently writing a fanfic on them in the future, and OHMYGODS it rocks!!! Anywho, whoever said that they like prachel needs to be pushed off hoover dam with rachel. I will help!!! Oh, and (spolier) Percabeth rules in the end of the last olympian. So cute! I read it on may 5 in four hours. No joke. Love every one! (by the way, as much as i love Percabeth, I do like Percivia aka, my name is Olivia)sigh.

Anonymous said...

Rachel needs to go jump in a hole...*digs a hole six feet under**makes a sign that says RIP prachel*

Unknown said...

When you shove Rachel off Hoover dam can I come and help I need to return a T shirt from the dam gift shop any way.I read the book in 6 hours on the 7 and 8 I didn't get the book until 5:00PM.on the 7.

Anonymous said...

I'm the one who said that i was writing a fanfic. So, I changed my mind. Percivia is going in the trash can. *sobs* oh well. PERCABETH all the way!!!I took pictures of the pushing of rachel off the hoover dam, but as she fell she grabbed da camera. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Can people write stories on fanfic that are just about Percy and Annabeth. And make it hard to get but in the end they go at it. The only reason why i read the book was to find out what was going to happen between those two. Percabeth for the win. RICK RIORDAN BETTER ADD THEM INTO THE HIS NEXT BOOK BEING MAIN CHARACTERS

Unknown said...

Yeah he'd better!

Anonymous said...

I just got my books signed by rick riordan!He came to Dayton OH, and I got to meet him! He confirmed that there is going to be a lightning thief movie coming out on feburary 12, 2010!!! Logan Lerman is playing Percy, and Alexandra Didarrio is playing Annabeth, and Brandon T. Jackson is playing Grover. I'm not very happy with the casting for Annabeth and Grover. Brandon T. Jackson is Afican American and Alexandra Diddario is a brunette!!! MADNESS!!! Rick Riordan is also going to write a second camp half-blood series coming out in 2010!!! Sorry, but he is not going to have Percy and Annabeth be the main characters. He said that they would be in there, but not the main focus. He is also going to write another book series about the egypt gods, coming this fall. Hmmm. I don't know about that. I'll read them, but Greek gods are much cooler. What do you think?

Unknown said...

Awesome but too bad that Percy and Annabeth aren't going to be main characters but they've had their time.

believeinthegods said...

Anonymous, I am jealous! Yeah, I love Greek mythology - Egyptian mythology was always a bit icky, with all the mummy's...but still! Hope you had fun meeting Rick!
believeinthegods
xx

Anonymous said...

This is the person who met Rick:
Thanx, believeinthegods! I hope that, with rick being the best writer EVER, that the new seires will be awesome. And about the whole Prachel deal, i figured i might as well take advantage of the chat, so i kind of took a picture of hoover dam i found on-line and added a falling red head person and a bunch of other people cheering at the top *grins evilly*. It was fun! I showed my little sister and she cracked up!!! Im going to post it somewhere, and when i do, i'll let this discussion know, i promise!
(oh, and if anybody here has watched the movie BOLT, I'm like Rhino the hamster: "every moment spent in the presence of a percy jackson book becomes the best moments of my life):)

Mary said...

Amen! Prachel stinks!

Anonymous said...

PRECABETH!!! But really, Percy has MADE OUT with Annabeth TWICE! Rachel just don't get the point that he likes Annabeth and tries to win over him by kissing him!!! I AM SO MAD AT THE AUTHOR AND/OR THE GODESS OF LOVE FOR ALLOWING THIS!!!

Anonymous said...

great news!!!!! I went to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and guess what...They played the Lightning Theif trailer!!!! Go to www.percyjacksonthemovie.com to watch the trailer!!!! Logan Lerman is going to make a perfect Percy, we don't get to see how they are going to make a 23 year old girl look twelve, as it doesn't show Annabeth, but it looks promising!!! When I saw it I scremed, so if you've ever been to a midnoght showing, you'll know that screaming isn't a good idea when everyone is quite capable of turning to look at you. Oops. Oh well. I could barely focus on the movie itself, i was so excited!!!!

Anonymous said...

great news!!!!! I went to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and guess what...They played the Lightning Theif trailer!!!! Go to www.percyjacksonthemovie.com to watch the trailer!!!! Logan Lerman is going to make a perfect Percy, we don't get to see how they are going to make a 23 year old girl look twelve, as it doesn't show Annabeth, but it looks promising!!! When I saw it I scremed, so if you've ever been to a midnoght showing, you'll know that screaming isn't a good idea when everyone is quite capable of turning to look at you. Oops. Oh well. I could barely focus on the movie itself, i was so excited!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha its okay. I went the midnight showing of Harry Potter and screamed too. It was so funny because everyone's heads around me turned so fast to look at me :)

Unknown said...

Saw the trailer at the half blood prince too kept mutter'in maybe they won't screw it up but then again they probably will

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with you! Can I help push off the Dam?? :-P xox

Unknown said...

You are soooooooooooo right. And I love your story, With or Without you on fanfiction.net. Relax all of you Percabeth fans that have commented. In the book, second to last chapter, Rachel becomes the Oracle and Percy and Annabeth become official. They kiss twice. In your face Prachel fanz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie Kat said...

hey ppl how hate percabeth...YALL ARE HATERS!!!!!i agree with bruce. if yall are perachel or perachle how ever you want to spell it then read the whole series again and she who percy feel about annabeth, and go buy the book called the
"Dimigod Files" and look at annabeth's page. thank you very much. i have read the whole series and cant wait to see the movie, although they are ganna jack it up(mess it up)

Ophelia said...

Percabeth forever!
Perachel fans can go die in a hole!!!

Ophelia said...

Katie, I like so agree with you!!

Like, ther'e gonna screw it up because:

-Grover is african american.
-Annabeth has brown hair and brown eyes.

That movie is gonna SUCK!

jay said...

who said something about horse manure because rachel elizabeth dare should bring some to the hoover dam so you all can dump some on her the crapping second she gets beeping there

Annabeth said...

I think annabeth shound kick Rachel freakin dare's BUTT! and rachel should go die in a hole along with all prachel

Anonymous said...

I think it should be Nacho( Nico & Rachel ) and Percabeth. It makes so much more sence.

Anonymous said...

Percabeth sucks. I mean, you can search up Percabeth on the internet and come up with A MILLION FANART PHOTOS of PERCY and ANNABETH MAKING OUT, but NOTHING COMES UP IF YOU SEARCH PRACHEL. WHAT'S IN IT FOR PRACHEL SUPPORTERS?

Unknown said...

Oook so your saying that a bunch of people like percabeth but nobody likes prachel enough to put anything on the internet

Anonymous said...

YES!! THAT IS /EXACTLY/ WHAT I AM SAYING!!!

Unknown said...

What are you saying?

Anonymous said...

I'm saying that of people like Percabeth but nobody likes Prachel enough to put anything on the internet. GET IT, BRUCE?

Katie Kat said...

sorry have not posted in a while. cant wait to see the movie!! i want 2 make fun of it soooo bad. they r making the characters 18!!!!! that messes up the whole profice!!!!! i am soooo pissed!

Anonymous said...

No they are twelve, the actors for Percy and Annabeth are 18 and 25 respectavly.
OMG THAT SUCKS!

Unknown said...

can i go on this killing spree w/ u? long live percabeth!! :)

Anonymous said...

i effing hate prachel. i think rachels cool and annabeth cool, but i prefer percabeth if anything at all...

Anonymous said...

lets murder Rachel. LONG LIVE ANNABETH!

Katie Kat said...

I totaly agree. :)

Bruce said...

Wow they did screw the movie up compared to they book. Did they even read the book? But it was pretty good.

Julia Weasley.(: said...

Percabeth pwns.
Rachel is annoying,
thanks the gods she left -_-

Anonymous said...

PERCABETH IS THE BEST THING THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE RACHEL! GO PERCABETH GO! GO PERCABETH GO! PRACHEL IS EVIL! PRACHEL IS EVIL! no offense to anybody who likes prachel, but PRACHEL IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT PRACHEL SHOULD CHANGE THEIR MINDS! I EVEN KNOW THAT PERCABETH BEATS PRACHEL! HA!

Anonymous said...

SPOILER ALERT FOR THE LAST BOOK!
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percy and annabeth kiss. twice. so THERE! PERCABETH WINS! HA HA HA!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE PERCABETH, PRACHEL, IF U KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR U, GET OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. (not percy of course, rachel) LONG LIVE PERCABETH!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, some people keep saying Percy and Annabeth kissed twice, but that's a total lie....they kissed four times so HA!(well once was just on the cheek)

I think even though Rachel knew Percy and Annabeth were practically together/in love she kissed him bcuz a.) she knew she would never get another chance and/or b.) it was her last ditch desperate attempt to win him over.


I still totally supprt Percabeth :)
But I do think PercyXRachel would have been interesting (they never would have lasted)

Anonymous said...

I WANT TO HURT RACHEL! rachel belongs in the dirt!

Charmaine said...

ooh, ooh can I help u? My best friend is a daughter of Nemisis and I cant wait to put RED back in her place. *evil laugh*

Anonymous said...

prachel is sooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid and percy loves annabeth I mean he thinks rachel is ok
i hate her
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i hate palypso too and nicobeth is sick
gross cos he is 12 she is 16

Anonymous said...

prachel stinks
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Anonymous said...

Whoa, no need to hate Rachel. She became the oracle anyways, so no dating. I DO like perabeth alot, but I wouldent like perabeth without a little jeaulosey. Go perabeth

Anonymous said...

go annabeth and percy. rachel is just jealous. annabeth is also a demigod, so she is allowed in the camp, so she can spend more time with percy, but rachael is a regular mortal, so she cant see percy as often. percabeth makes a lot more sense than prachel. can i be the one to push rachel off the dam into the underwrld so she can live 4ever with nico.

Anonymous said...

Oh My God, I laughed soo hard when I read this!! I am, like, a HUGE Percabeth fan, and I had the same reaction! I kind of like how he included that, though, 'cause it made people get mad (ahem, ahem, everyone here) and want to find out more. But I swear, you don't know how much I hated Rachel after that. I was like, "WHERE THE HECK DOES THIS GIRL GET OFF FROM? SOME NERVE, GOD, SOME NERVE!" It was pretty funny. But now I read TLO so I'm at peace 'cause of the percabeth. Did you watch the movie? You should put a review on that! I'm kind of mad, because Annabeth is a brunette and they eliminated Ares and Clarisse and such and also the fact that Annabeth liked Luke, but it wasn't horrible. I liked it. But Annabeth flirted with Percy a bit too much, that would never actually happen.

Anonymous said...

Oh My God, I laughed soo hard when I read this!! I am, like, a HUGE Percabeth fan, and I had the same reaction! I kind of like how he included that, though, 'cause it made people get mad (ahem, ahem, everyone here) and want to find out more. But I swear, you don't know how much I hated Rachel after that. I was like, "WHERE THE HECK DOES THIS GIRL GET OFF FROM? SOME NERVE, GOD, SOME NERVE!" It was pretty funny. But now I read TLO so I'm at peace 'cause of the percabeth. Did you watch the movie? You should put a review on that! I'm kind of mad, because Annabeth is a brunette and they eliminated Ares and Clarisse and such and also the fact that Annabeth liked Luke, but it wasn't horrible. I liked it. But Annabeth flirted with Percy a bit too much, that would never actually happen.

Anonymous said...

OMG i was reading my last olympain book for the first time and i read that rachel kissed percy and i started punching my book and i threw it on the floor and then i went on to this site and i read the spoiler and i was happy again! LOLZA!! anyway, percabeth rules!! :)

Anonymous said...

when u r mean to people it only makes ur self feel worse in side. there's no reason to yell like tht

Anonymous said...

when i read that percy and rachel were in the prius 2gether, iwas like holy crap!!!!!!!!! And then i also searched for the spoiler... hehe.. i also sub consciencly draw random percabeth moments:D
hardharhar...hehe....anyways check out the new book the lost hero..(SPOILER ALERT!!!) i know where percy was was placed with amnesia and now he is in the roman camp half blood and he doesnt know who he is and annabeth is frantically searching for him through out the book al though there are three new main characters and annabeth isn't a main character although percy kindof is but he isnt there soo...
ANYWAY, LONG LIVE
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Anonymous said...

YOU ARE TOTALLY UTTERLY RIGHT AND COMPLETELY AWESOME THIS IS SO TRUE!!!
AS A PERCABETH FAN AT HEART, I READ FAN FICTION EVERY NIGHT AND I LOV THEM!!! DOWN WITH PRACHEL!!!!
p.s annabeth was way more awesome in the book than in the movie

Anonymous said...

PPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYY IS WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY HOT AND I WANT TO A LOL BUT HE AND ANNABETH ARE MENT TO B SO BACK OFF RACHEL..........

percabeth fan 4eva said...

rachel = bitch slap..... just saying cool blog!!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha I so agree I want to rip Rachel f****** Dare's head off.

Anonymous said...

Dude,i so agree with u.Prachel MUST DIE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

PRACHEL SHALL DIE!LONG LIVE PERCABETH

Anonymous said...

If rachal was going to be the prohecy chic,that why is she in the book?she cant have any boyfriends.....or girlfriends

Anonymous said...

Hey,i hava idea! Maybe u should change the colors of the screen

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Anonymous said...

Chubcat234
prachel shall die! +my virtual friend on a blog was just in a heartbreak.go on pjofansite.com.u will find her and me.her name is sarah wynn+
bye

Anonymous said...

I think this is the dumbest thing in the world. Whoever would write about this is crazy.

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote this story has no life and is loser. B. I. T. C. H.

Anonymous said...

Everyone who is crazy about this book has no life and will die lonely.

Anonymous said...

*Marches of to kill Rachael with an army of demigods on the team of Percabeth equipped with Riptide!*

Hehehe! Beware Rachael! Death and Hades is awaiting you on the doorsteps of your house! Hehehe! Beware!
;)

von gayjoy said...
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von gayjoy said...

COMMIT SUICIDE, rachel elizabeth dare. otherwise i, regan mcenroe, swear upon the river styx that i will gut you out with a butter knife and temporarily break my vow of vegetariansm sow i can eat your brain. then i will rinse out my mouth using purple listerine mouthwash because i have a feeling you taste terrible.
amen.

von gayjoy said...

btw riptide wouldnt work on rachels filthy mortal soul.its celestial bronze, remember? i 4 one am still all for the butter knife idea.

von gayjoy said...

and no offense nicachel (nico and rachel) peeps but even nico is too good for rachel. rachel's dead body (if it is ever recovered from hoover dam) can date sisyphus or maybe tantalus.

Anonymous said...

That totally explains why he declined being a god to be with Annabeth, then....

Anonymous said...

So like as I'm reading all these I remembered when I first read the book and so I'm here to express my calm and peaceful thoughts in this comment. (Clears throat). I AM SO AGAINST ANYTHING BESIDES PERCABETH, JASPER, FRAZEL!!!!! THOSE WHO LIKE ALL THE OTHER COUPLES SUCK!!!!! ( evil laughter)
-I go as fanfictionLover
Thanks for listening and bye!

Anonymous said...

damn ya'll crazy smh. i think perachel should have happened lol

Anonymous said...

Explain the underwater kiss with Annabeth, Percy only remembering Annabeth's name when his memory is lost, and Percy choosing to fall into Tartarus with Annabeth instead of staying and saving the world. He basically chose Annabeth over the world and being a god. He chooses Annabeth over everything. Hmmm. Two words. True love. LONG LIVE PERCABETH! Though I like Rachel I HATE Prachel. Just awkward, you know.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, once you find evidence about Percy liking Rachel more than Annabeth (who Percy fell into Tartarus for and chose over becoming a god) come back. Although I don't like Prachel I like Rachel. So I don't support the whole pushing her off the hoover dam thing.
Hehe, "Dam snack bar"
Randomness O_O

CapWater said...

Prachel would be interesting, but... PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!

CapWater said...
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Anonymous said...

Percabeth is the only ship that should include Percy and Annabeth.

Unknown said...

I really like perachel to be honest. It seems sweeter and it would be more interesting, platonic or romantic.I also love Rachel to death.Annabeth x Percy is cool and all but I prefer pipabeth and perachel.Peace!

Unknown said...

I hate percabeth...